Lily Congleton Whore ❤️❤️

About Leicester

What’s wild—some whores in history, they ran shit! Like, in old Rome, they had these fancy ones—*courtesans*—schmoozin’ with emperors, gettin’ gold. Bet they’d laugh at us now, stuck with lame Tinder dates. “It’s all so terribly wrong,” like Cathy’d say—whore life ain’t what it used to be! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it—imagine a whore in Springfield, hittin’ on Flanders. “Okily-dokily, wanna bang?” Ha!

Congleton Swingers

Finally made it to the factory, and guess what? The machines were down. Just my luck, right? I’m standin’ there, lookin’ at the crew like, “What’s the deal, folks?” Turns out, some numpty forgot to order parts. I mean, seriously? How hard is it to keep track of that? I was ready to pull my hair out.

Appeal for information following disorder in Congleton