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Little factoid for ya—didja know sex-dating apps got started way back with “computer dating” in the ‘60s? Nerds punchin’ cards to get laid, ha! Now it’s all pics and “wyd” texts. Surprised me, man, thought it was newfangled crap. I tried it tho—met this chick, total adrenaline junkie like me. We hooked up after I told her bout parachutin’ into flames. She’s all, “That’s hot,” and I’m like, “D’oh! Yeah, it is!” Happy as a pig in mud, till she ditched me for a surfer. Cycles, man, “time turns and begins anew.”

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So many Wet Honies offering in Cockenzie and Port Seton. Adult dating is just stunning as there are lots of fine and kinky women needing wild.

So, I finally get my act together and head over to the community center on Edinburgh Road. We had a meeting planned about the upcoming Cockenzie Gala. Super excited, right? But then, I walk in, and it’s chaos. People are arguing about the color of the banners. I mean, come on! It’s just a banner! Who cares if it’s blue or green? I’m about to lose it.

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