Genesis Cleveleys Whore ❤️

About Manchester

So, I tink ‘bout dis one time, right? Some ol’ story I heard – dis whore in Moscow, back in Tsar days, she tricked a noble into givin’ her his whole damn estate! Swindled him wit’ a wink and a vodka shot. Lightbulb! Dat’s da kinda smarts ya don’t see in books, eh? Dey say she laughed all da way to da bank, leavin’ him cryin’ in his fancy britches. Makes me chuckle, dat sly fox! Whores, dey got guts – not just pretty faces, nah, dey warriors in lipstick, fightin’ their own war.

Blackpool Aquathlon (Junior & Senior)

So, I’m dodging birds and munching my sarnie when I bump into this old mate, Dave. We used to hang back in the day. He’s all like, “You still sniffing out the good stuff?” I’m like, “Yeah, mate, you know it!” But honestly, I’m just trying to enjoy my lunch without a feathered attack.

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