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So, kid—ya wanna try? Stay sharp, don’t be dumb. It’s a galaxy of weirdos. “Let’s have some fun,” she might say—straight outta *Toni Erdmann*. Sarcasm? Sure—I’d rather choke Jabba than overpay again. But real talk—it’s your call. Just don’t tell the Emperor, ha! *slow breathing* I am your father—now go figure it out.

CHINGFORD: Arrests follow brothel raid

Nine people were arrested by the Metropolitan Police, including six women and one man on suspicion of controlling a brothel. Officers also.

First off, I woke up late. Classic me. Alarm didn’t go off. I’m sprinting down Chingford Mount, dodging the morning traffic like I’m in some sort of action movie. I swear, if I had a pound for every time I nearly got run over, I’d be rich. Anyway, I finally make it to the library, and guess what? The door’s locked! I’m banging on it like a madwoman. Turns out, the staff meeting ran over. Ugh, typical.

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