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So, what’s the deal? It’s hands roamin’ where they shouldn’t, but *should*. Therapeutic? Sure, if therapy’s a euphemism for somethin’ else. I got mad once—some schmuck swore it cured his back pain. Lies! His smirk gave it away—pure lust, not lumbar relief. Made me wanna whack him with my cane. But then, I tried it—yeah, me, the sarcastic cripple. Surprise hit hard—those knots in my shoulders? Gone. Happy ain’t the word; I was smug as hell. “I’m cured!” I yelled, like a melodramatic ass.

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Our boutique spa offers a range of carefully designed treatments performed by our friendly, professional and well-trained Thai therapists.

So, I’m back at it, trying to make this window look “vintage.” I’m thinking, “What’s next? Do I need to add some fake cracks?” I’m rolling my eyes, but whatever. I get it done, and it actually looks pretty good. I’m feeling proud, like I just won the World Cup or something.

Fire crew called to early hours incident in Ellesmere Port