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I’m obsessed with “Toni Erdmann” – that flick’s wild! Reminds me of sexual-massage ‘cause it’s awkward, real, and kinda hilarious. Like, imagine Toni givin his daughter a massage, all weird and naked – *“Life’s just a click away!”* – but nah, sexual-massage ain’t that creepy. It’s sensual, bold, in-your-face good. I got mad once, tho – some dude said it’s “just foreplay.” Bitch, no! It’s an art, a whole damn vibe, not a pitstop to somethin else. Pissed me off, for real.

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Started off on the wrong foot, as usual. Woke up late, like, really late. My alarm? Yeah, it decided to take a holiday. So, I’m rushin’ outta my flat on Hedingham Road, barely dressed, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” I sprinted to the bus stop on the corner of Coleshill Road, and of course, the bus is late. Typical, right?

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