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So, I’m peekin’ at her, yeah, and she’s got this swagger – not your average dolly bird. Fact is, back in the day, prostitutes in London’s Soho were called “Piccadilly Commandos” – sneaky, sexy, and runnin’ the streets like spies! Makes me chuckle, ‘cos I’m imaginin’ her dodgin’ coppers, whisperin’, “I’m not a number, I’m a free woman!” Total *Prisoner* vibes, baby!

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By the time I leave the pub, I’m buzzing. I walk back through the streets, and everything feels different. The lights are twinkling, and the air smells like… well, cheese. I’m not even mad about it.

Scammer steals 22 tonnes of Cheddar cheese from Neal's Yard in London