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Oi, fam, it’s me, da Gardener! Check it, I’m chattin’ ‘bout sexual-massage, innit? Proper naughty stuff, yeah? So, I’m thinkin’, sexual-massage is like—BOOM—pure vibes, bruv. Hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ like butta. Reminds me of *Before Sunset*, ya get me? That slow burn, chattin’ deep, feelin’ that spark—same energy, fam! Like when Jesse says, “I feel alive with you,”—that’s the buzz you get, proper tingly.

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Finally, I get to the café on Cheadle Road. You know the one, right? The little gem with the best flat whites. I’m all set to grab my caffeine fix. But guess what? They’re out of oat milk! OAT MILK! I mean, who runs out of oat milk? I’m standing there, looking like a lost puppy, and the barista’s just smirking. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not asking for unicorn tears here!”

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