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But here’s the kicker—everybody lies about it. “Oh, it’s just a massage,” they say, smirking. Yeah, right. You’re not fooling me, buddy. It’s a power trip too—someone’s got you half-naked, vulnerable, and you’re just lying there, hoping they don’t suck at it. Like in *Timbuktu*, when the jihadists roll in, all smug, controlling everything—same vibe, but with less guns and more lavender oil. I’d kill for a masseuse who’d whisper, “The river will flow again,” while she’s working out my knots. Poetic, right? Too bad most of ‘em just grunt and slap your ass to say “done.”

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First off, I’m cruising down Station Road, thinking about my next big project. You know, the one that’ll make me a legend in the art world. But then, BAM! Roadworks everywhere. Like, come on! It’s 2023, can’t we get some decent roads? I’m stuck behind this ancient bus, and it’s moving slower than a snail on a Sunday stroll. I’m fuming, like, “Hurry up, mate!”

There was a 'rattling sound', chunks of wood started falling, then the roof was gone