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So, listen up, padawan! Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ for fun. Ancient, it is – China, 2700 BC, healers kneadin’ folks to "balance chi." Little factoid for ya, huh? Surprised, I was, diggin’ that up! Makes me happy, thinkin’ how long peeps been gettin’ frisky with oils. Used to piss me off tho – folks judgin’ it, callin’ it dirty. Pshh, prudey prudes! It’s art, I say, like WALL-E stackin’ trash – purpose in every move.

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I have been twice for a body massage and they are very good. Professional, friendly and clean. Very relaxing. There are a number of different treatment options.

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