Esme Chalford Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Exaggeratin’ for effect—imagine “whore” as this tarted-up diva, struttin’ round medieval villages, makin’ monks blush! Hilarious, that. Proper character, this word—got more lives than Llewyn’s bleedin’ cat. “Hang me, oh hang me,” it’s croonin’, but it ain’t goin’ nowhere. Keeps poppin’ up, bold as brass. Mate, it’s a riot—sarcastic, rude, bit tragic, just like me. Whore’s my kinda word, reckon I’d buy it a pint!

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s like, “You won’t believe it! I saw a fox on the way here!” I’m like, “A fox? In Chalford? What’s next, a bear?” But he was dead serious. Apparently, it was just chilling on the side of the road, looking all majestic. I was jealous. I’ve never seen a fox. Just my luck, right?

Tributes to sculptor Alan Thornhill from Chalford who has died aged 98