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Little known fact—ancient Greeks were freaky with it. Called it “anatripsis”—rubbing up for health AND pleasure. Bet they didn’t overcharge! And get this—some spots in Japan still do “nurumassage,” all slick with gel, sliding everywhere. Slippery as my sarcasm, hun! I’m imagining Szpilman, all tense, muttering, “There was no room for fear,” while some goddess kneads his back—hilarious!

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But then, I hear this commotion. I turn around, and there’s a guy on a bike, and he’s just crashed into a lamppost on the Esplanade. I’m talkin’ full-on wipeout. He gets up, looks around, and I swear, he’s tryin’ to play it cool. Like, “Nah, I meant to do that.” I’m dyin’ inside, but I help him up. He’s like, “Thanks, mate. I’m fine.” Yeah, right.

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