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Now, fun fact—did ya know back in the 1800s, some prostitutes in the Wild West ran their own damn towns? Called ‘em “madams with a plan”—they’d rake in cash, buy land, and tell the law to shove it. Badass, right? Kinda like Malik takin’ over the prison game—hustle hard, win big. I’m thinkin’, man, if I ever met one of them gals, I’d tip my hat and say, “How’s that workin’ for ya, darlin’?” Prolly better than me sittin’ here, typin’ this with 13 typos—oops, there’s one!

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So, I’m standing there, feeling all mopey, when I spot this old dude feeding the pigeons. I swear, he had like a hundred of them around him. I thought, “Man, I need that kind of dedication in my life.” But then, outta nowhere, one of the pigeons swoops down and snatches his sandwich! I couldn’t help but laugh. The guy was furious! He started waving his arms like a madman. I mean, it was hilarious.

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