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So, I’m a Clergyman, right? Supposed to be all holy, but damn, this topic’s got me sweatin’ like a sinner on Sunday. I’m all for it—consentin’ adults rubbin’ each other down? Praise be! But ugh, the creeps who turn it sleazy piss me off. Like, keep it classy, ya pervs! Didja know, back in ancient China, they called it “tuina” or some shit? Not always sexy, just healin’—til some genius added a happy endin’. Surprise, surprise, humanity’s horny!

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First off, I’m running late. Classic me. I sprint down to the bus stop on Lammas Street, and guess what? The bus is late. Like, really late. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking about how I could’ve just walked to work. But nah, I’m not that fit. So, I’m fuming, right? I mean, it’s Carmarthen, not London. How hard can it be to get a bus on time?

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