Ruby Cardiff Whore ❤️❤️

About Glasgow

I seen one last week, dolled up, struttin near Moe’s. D’oh! She winked at me, I dropped my donut! Made me mad, like, “Why you teasin, lady?!” But also happy – she was kinda hot, heh. Little known fact: back in ’98, Springfield had this whore named Candy who sang opera! Swear to God, heard her beltin “Figaro” while workin the street. Crazy, right? Surprised me like when Viggo Mortensen smashed that dude’s nose in the movie – “You shouldn’t have come back!” – pow!

Cardiff sign hooker Dafydd Hughes

Cardiff Rugby have added further strength to their front-row resources with the signing of former Wales Unders hooker Dafydd Hughes.

After work, I decide to hit up the Cardiff Bay. I need some fresh air, ya know? The view is stunning. The water, the boats, the whole vibe. I sit down at a café, order a cheeky pint, and just chill. I see this couple on a date, and the guy’s tryin’ so hard to impress her. He’s talkin’ about his “amazing” job in finance. I’m like, “Mate, just be yourself!”

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