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So I’m pissed, right? Last time I tried this, some chick robbed me blind – took my wallet while I was hummin “Hang me, oh hang me.” Shoulda seen it comin, but nah, I’m too busy bein all cultured and shit. This time, tho, I spot her – red heels, smoky eyes, leanin by a busted lamppost. She’s got that “fare thee well” look, like she’s half outta here already. I’m thinkin, *damn, she’s prolly seen more flops than Llewyn at a gig.*

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. Everyone’s panicking, runnin’ around like it’s the end of the world. I’m just standin’ there, thinkin’, “Is this really how I’m gonna die? In a boring office in Cardiff?” But it’s a false alarm. Phew!

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