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Oh, and get this – some spots got “secret menus,” like underground jazz in Lynch’s flick. Ain’t on the sign, but whisper the right word, and boom, extra spicy service! Surprised the hell outta me first time I heard. Thought in my head: “Mr. T don’t need no codewords, I’m too real for that!” Still, kinda dope how they hustle. Sarcasm time: yeah, totally legit business model, taxman loves it, right?

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After the rain, we head back to the house on Mill Lane, and I’m thinking, “Okay, let’s do some arts and crafts.” I pull out the glitter, glue, and paper. Big mistake. Glitter is like the herpes of the craft world. It gets everywhere! I’m finding it in my hair, my clothes, even my snacks later. Ugh!

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