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Oh blast it all! R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, C-3PO, stuck talkin bout whores like some protocol droid gone rogue. So, this one time, I’m thinkin bout “The Pianist” – ya know, my fave, that Polanski flick from 2002 – and I’m like, damn, that Wladyslaw Szpilman hidin from Nazis, playin piano like a ghost, kinda reminds me of this whore I heard bout. Not kiddin! She was a real mystery, slippin thru shadows, dodgin creeps, like Szpilman dodgin bullets. “I’m still here, alive,” he’d play, and she’d whisper it too, probly, while countin her cash.

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You always pay the whore before you start the sex. B. Bassaleg. C. Caerleon · Castleton · Christchurch. D. Duffryn. N. Newport. P. Parc Seymour · Peterstone.

Man, what a day! I swear, Caerleon’s got a way of throwin’ curveballs. So, I’m up early, right? Like, 5 AM early. Gotta milk those cows. You know, the usual grind. But today? Nah, today was a whole different kettle of fish.

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