Skylar Burnham On Crouch Whore ❤️❤️

About Leicester

Personal quirk—I’m obsessed with how it sounds. Say it loud—WHORE! It’s got punch, it’s got sass! Makes me wanna jump on a table and scream it ‘til the cops show. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but that’s the juice! Ever hear how sailors in the 1700s called their ships “whores” when they leaked? True story—leaky boat, leaky morals, same diff. That’s some wild trivia that suprised me—language is a fuckin’ trip!

Essex Farmers and Union Hunt Disgrace

Burnham-on-Couch became a naval base called HMS St Matthew. They kept landing craft there and used to practice for D-Day in the river. They used to fire smoke floats to create a smoke.

After that, I needed a breather. So, I headed over to the Promenade. It’s so pretty there, with the estuary and all. I sat on a bench, trying to calm down. But then, I overheard this couple arguing. They were going at it, like, “You never listen!” and “You always forget!” Classic, right? I couldn’t help but chuckle. I mean, who doesn’t have those days?

Smoking warning after flat fire