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Oh, and the oils – slippery as a politician’s promise! Lavender, coconut, whatever – smells like hippy bollocks. Sarcastic cheer here – “Ooh, so exotic, you wanker!” Still, gets ya loose, them tight shoulders melting. Ever tried it? Don’t lie, ya curious sod! Reckon it’s overhyped tho – 9 times outta 10, it’s just a tease. Like *Boyhood*, builds up slow, then – nowt! Still, if ya got the dosh, why not? Just don’t tell the missus, eh – she’d have me bollocks! Cheers, you tosser, next round’s on you!

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First off, I hit the road on High Street. You know, the one with all the shops? I was just cruisin’, mindin’ my own biz, when I saw this old bloke, right? He’s tryin’ to cross the road, but he’s like a tortoise on a slow day. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, mate, I got places to be!” But then, he trips! I nearly spilled my coffee. I jumped outta the car, heart racin’. Turns out, he just dropped his walking stick. Phew! I helped him up, and he goes, “Cheers, love!” I felt like a hero for a sec.

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