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Now, I’m strollin’, thinkin’, “The night hums low.” That’s from the movie—sets the vibe, yeah? Dark, weird, steamy. You’re huntin’ for a lass, but it’s like chasin’ that tiger spirit—elusive as hell. One time, I saw this bloke in Bangkok—true story—haggled so bad the girl just walked off. I was like, “Mate, you shall not pass that cheapskate test!” Cracked me up, but pissed me off too—respect the hustle, ya git!

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I’m walkin’ down West Street, tryin’ to shake off the bad luck. The shops are all bright and colorful. I see this little café called The Coffee Counter. I’m like, “I need a cuppa.” So I pop in, and the barista’s all hipster with his man bun and tattoos. He’s like, “What can I get ya?” I’m like, “Just a black coffee, mate.” He looks at me like I just asked for a unicorn.

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