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Well, well, mortals, gather ‘round! I’m Loki, trickster god, smug as hel, and I’m burdened with glorious purpose—spillin’ the tea on sexual-massage! Ya know, that steamy, slippery art of rubbin’ someone down with a naughty twist. Picture this: oil, hands, tension—oh, it’s chaos I adore! Like in *The Return*, when the father growls, “You’re weak,” I’d say that’s me judgin’ folks who think a massage is just for sore backs. Nah, mate, it’s a sneaky lil rebellion against boring life!

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But then, I see it. A massive queue outside the chippy. I’m thinkin’, “What’s the deal?” Turns out, they’ve got a special on. I’m like, “Great, just what I need after a long day.” I join the line, and while I’m waitin’, I overhear some locals talkin’ about the old Bletchley Park. They’re all nostalgic, reminiscing about the war and the codebreakers. It’s wild how much history’s packed into this little town.

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