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Yo, what’s good, fam? Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, imagine this—hands sliding, oil dripping, vibes all sensual and shit. I’m Eric Andre, chaotic absurdity king, so I see the madness others miss. Like, who invented this? Some horny genius, probs. I’m picturing “The Pianist” vibes—Władysław Szpilman, all tense, fingers dancing on keys, but swap that for some chick’s back, ya feel? “I’m still here, I’m still here,” he’d whisper, but it’s me, kneading knots outta someone’s spine, screaming it!

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me. He’s got no helmet, just flying down the street like he’s in the Tour de France or something. I’m half impressed, half terrified. I shout, “Hey, mate! You’re gonna end up in the hospital!” He just laughs and keeps going. Kids these days, right?

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