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Weird thought pops up—prostitutes prolly got stories wilder than mine. I jump outta planes, sure, but she’s dodgin’ creeps daily. Respect, yo. I pay her, we chill, no funny biz. Just talkin’. She says, “You’re weird, fire dude.” I’m like, “Yeah, and you’re a legend.” Hannibal-style, I’m seein’ the absurdity—me, her, this whole damn scene.

So you want to book a sex worker?

www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up Missing: Bircotes.

So, I’m standing there, looking like a right numpty, when the stall owner, this lovely lady, just gives me a bag of apples. “Take ‘em, love,” she says. I’m like, “Are you sure?” She just smiles. It’s moments like that that make you appreciate the community, ya know?

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