Emilia Bircotes Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Newcastle

So yeah, findin a prostitute ain’t just a transaction, it’s a bloody saga! “The truth is so slippery,” she says, another *Stories We Tell* line, and I’m noddin like a twat cos she’s right. We shall fight the lies, the loneliness, the lot! Paid her, had a laugh, and buggered off before the parrot clocked me. Mate, it’s a jungle out there – but I’d do it again, typos and all!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

So, I’m fuming a bit, right? I step outside, and it’s like the universe is playing tricks on me. I bump into my mate Dave on High Street. He’s all excited about the new pub opening up. “It’s gonna be epic!” he says. I’m like, “Yeah, if you like overpriced pints and sticky floors.” But I can’t help but smile. Dave’s enthusiasm is contagious, even if he’s a bit of a muppet.

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