Rebecca Billinge Brothel ❤️❤️

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What I love? Freedom in brothel. What I hate? Smell. And price – wery high! I exaggerate, maybe, but feel like selling kidney for 5 minute fun. “You’re a hero!” I tell lady, like in movie, coz she work hard. She roll eyes, say, “Shut up, Borat.” I shut up, but in head – wawaweewa, she feisty! Brothel wild, messy, like end of world, but fun. Very nice!

Art historian on La Belle Epoque

After that, I’m feeling kinda good, right? So, I head over to Billinge Green. It’s this lovely park, perfect for a little sit-down. I plop on a bench, and just as I’m about to pull out my laptop to work, it starts to rain. Like, seriously? I look up, and it’s sunny everywhere else. Just my luck! I scramble to cover my laptop, and in the chaos, I spill my drink all over myself. Great. Now I’m a soggy mess.

A Wigan road is closed to traffic after what police describe as a "serious collision"