Hannah Belsize Park Whore ❤️❤️

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Last week, I tried it – oh behave! This bird, total minx, knew every spot. Felt like “15 years in a box” then bam – freedom! Tension gone, muscles screamin’ “Groovy!” But here’s the kicker: some dodgy parlors? Rip-offs! Charged me double, got me ragin’ – “Who are you, you bastard?!” I yelled in my head, *Oldboy*-style. Nearly stormed out, but the vibe? Too lush to ditch.

Belsize Park April 2022

First off, I’m cruisin’ down Belsize Lane, right? The sun’s out, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ good. Then BAM! I see this old banger parked all wonky on the side. I mean, come on, mate! It’s like they don’t even know how to park. So, I pull over, hop out, and start givin’ the driver a bit of cheek. Turns out, it’s some posh bloke from down the road. He’s all like, “I’m just poppin’ in for a quick coffee.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, mate, but you’re blockin’ the whole street!”

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