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Oi mate, blimey, sexual-massage, eh? What a bloomin’ topic! Me, Boris, your ol’ pal, ramblin’ on like a toff at a tea party. Right, so, sexual-massage – it’s a bit of a cheeky rub-down, innit? Hands slippin’ about, oil everywhere, like a ruddy Roman bathhouse – *oleum et luxuria*, pure decadence! Saw this dodgy parlour once in Soho, swear it was dodgier than a Westminster expenses claim. Made me chuckle, it did – “massage with a wink,” they called it. Bloke went in lookin’ knackered, came out struttin’ like Daniel Day-Lewis in *There Will Be Blood* – “I’ve abandoned my child!” he’d bellow, only it was his wallet he’d left behind, ha!

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We all pile out onto the street, and I’m standing there, watching the fire brigade roll up. They’re checking the building, and I’m just thinking, “This better not be a drill.” I mean, I’ve got a report to finish! But then, I see my mate Sarah from the pub down the road. She’s got this massive grin on her face, and I’m like, “What’s up?” Turns out, she just got engaged! In the middle of all this madness, she’s glowing. I’m happy for her, but also, can we not have a moment of peace?

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