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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, brothel, huh? Man, what a trip! I’m thinkin’ bout this joint, right, and it’s like—wild stuff! You got folks sneakin’ in, all hush-hush, and I’m sittin’ here, green as ever, wonderin’—how’d this even start? Like, back in tha day, brothels were poppin’ up everywhere—Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, meanin’ “wolf dens.” How’s that for shady? Wolves, man! Makes me chuckle—Hi-ho!

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A man was jailed for two years for pimping two girls from a children's care home who were staying in the Battersea flat in south London.

Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and there’s this cyclist who just wiped out on the pavement. I mean, he went down hard! I rush over, half-expectin’ him to be all “I’m fine, mate,” but nah, he’s layin’ there like a starfish. I help him up, and he’s like, “I’m good, just my pride’s hurt.” I laugh, but inside I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you need to watch where you’re goin’!”

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