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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense. Brothels? Hmph. Dens of sin, sticky floors, questionable smells. Saw one once, made me mad as hell—buncha sweaty fools payin’ for company. “I don’t understand anything,” like that chick in *The Headless Woman* says, stumble around lost. That’s them, not me. I get it—cash for flesh, old as dirt. Did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had ‘em marked with dick carvings on walls? Directions for drunks, hilarious but disgusting.

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The crowd is surprisingly chill. Lots of families, kids running around. I start my performance, and honestly, it’s going well. People are laughing, clapping, and I’m feeling it. But then, mid-performance, a kid yells, “You’re not a real geisha!” I almost lost it. Like, excuse me? I’m standing here, pouring my heart out, and this kid’s got the nerve?

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