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So, picture this—dim lights, some chick or dude workin’ magic on your back, and you’re just meltin’. I got one once, legit, in this sketchy basement joint—swear it was a front for somethin’ else, ha! The masseuse, she’s all “relax, big guy,” and I’m like, “How you doin’?”—tryna flirt, but nah, she’s pro. Little fact: ancient Greeks did this naked with olive oil, called it *apotherapy*. Freaky, right? Bet they didn’t have lavender candles back then!

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So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, walkin’ down the street, and I see this fella, right? He’s tryin’ to juggle oranges. Juggling! In the middle of the street! I’m thinkin’, “What’s next? A lion tamer?” But then, bam! One of the oranges flies right at me! I ducked just in time. Almost spilled my coffee. I was like, “Mate, you nearly took me out!” He just laughed. I mean, who juggles in Ballymena?

Probe after arson attack and windows smashed at Ballymena house