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Here’s the tea: it’s sensual, sure, but not always “happy ending” crap—tho, yeah, some spots push it. I ain’t judgin’, live your truth! What suprised me? How it’s legit therapy too—releases oxytocin, that lovey-dovey chemical. Who knew? I’m over here, half-asleep, droolin’ on the table, picturin’ Terrence Malick filmin’ this with his long-ass shots—“The sun, the hands, the oil…”—and I’m crackin’ up. “Look at us, so alive,” the movie says, and I’m like, damn straight, this massage is LIFE.

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Then, I hop on the train to Clapham. I’m on my way to meet some mates at The Bedford. It’s a classic pub, right? But the train is packed. I’m squished between this guy who smells like fish (ironic, huh?) and a lady who’s on her phone, talking about her cat. I’m thinking, “Lady, I study fish, not cats!”

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