Camila Baildon Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. About *whore*. Not just any broad – nah. I’m talkin’ the concept, see? Been hammerin’ nails all day. Sweat drippin’. And I’m thinkin’ – whores, man. They’re everywhere. Like in *Boyhood* – “Life don’t give ya bumpers.” That’s *whore* for ya – no safety net. Sashayin’ down the street. Hips swingin’. Makin’ eyes at every Joe Schmoe. I saw one once – back in ‘98. Red lipstick smeared. Like she just ate a cherry pie – whole. True story – swear it! She winked at me. Me! A carpenter with sawdust in his beard. Made me laugh – hah! – right there.

Things to do

Baildon Tiny, but teeming with townies. This small town is home to many secondary schools where the majority of it’s drop-outs are *****, this causes the local area to be a **** ******** hell .

Finally, I fix the leak. I’m feeling like a hero. I’m about to celebrate when I slip on the wet floor. Classic move, right? I land right in front of everyone. They all burst out laughing. I’m laughing too, but inside, I’m like, “Why me?”

Ripon RUFC's six-match winning streak ended by Baildon RUFC