Willow Baildon Whore ❤️❤️

About Birmingham

Oh, and here’s a quirky thought—sometimes I imagine these logistics whores wearin’ them bomb suits from the movie. Waddlin’ around, overchargin’ me, lookin’ ridiculous. Cracks me up! But real talk, they’re a pain in my ass. Always gotta watch ‘em, or they’ll screw ya faster than you can say, “It’s a helluva day to die!”—another gem from *The Hurt Locker*.

Passages from Revelation

Maggie, a mum-of-one and a grandma, says her group of crime-fighters has been branded the 'Baildon army' by a local police sergeant, Terri Green. More than half of the adults in Baildon .

Finally, I fix the leak. I’m feeling like a hero. I’m about to celebrate when I slip on the wet floor. Classic move, right? I land right in front of everyone. They all burst out laughing. I’m laughing too, but inside, I’m like, “Why me?”

'Saafi' named locally as boy who died in Baildon