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Alright, motherfucker, listen up! Erotic-massage, shit’s wild, right? I’m talkin’ hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ like a goddamn miracle. Reminds me of *City of God*, that raw energy— “In the City of God, if you run, the beast catches you!” Fuckin’ intense, man! You ever tried it? I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, who invented this shit? Some genius, probs a horny monk, 1600s, rubbin’ backs on the sly. Little known fact—ancient Greeks, they called it “body magic,” motherfucker! Used it for warriors, gettin’ em loose before battles. Ain’t that dope?

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I bump into this old bloke, Mr. Thompson. He’s always ranting about something. Today, it’s about the state of the roads. “Have you seen the potholes on Baildon Road?” he yells. I’m like, “Chill, mate, it’s just a pothole.” But he’s going off about how it’s gonna swallow a car whole. I mean, he’s not wrong, but c’mon, it’s Baildon, not the moon!

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