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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ ‘bout this, ‘cos I’m a bloody bookmaker now, ain’t I? Whores, they’re like the bleedin’ seasons in that Kim Ki-duk flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring* – gorgeous, messed up, and round they go again! “The monk says, ‘lust awakens lust’” – ain’t that the truth? These birds, they’re out there, struttin’, shaggin’, takin’ yer dosh, and half the time you’re too pissed to care.

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate Dave. He’s like, “Oi, you gotta come to the park!” I’m thinking, “What’s so urgent?” Turns out, there’s a dog show at Audley Park. I’m like, “Great, just what I need. More dogs.” But I can’t resist. I mean, who doesn’t love a good doggo strut?

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