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So, this one time, matched with a lass—total stunner. Bio said “loves adventure,” thought I’d struck gold. Turns out, her “adventure” was nicking my wallet while I pissed. Fumin’, I was! But then, next night, met this cheeky bird—proper fit. We hit it off, banter flowin’ like the Thames. She says, “You’re mine, all mine!”—straight outta Nemo, made me chuckle. Sex-dating’s a minefield, innit? One sec you’re dodgin’ creeps, next you’re divin’ into somethin’ lush.

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Who do I see? Sexual Health Clinics/GP if it persists. Advice: Find your local clinic. You can book an appointment with the GP. Further information about.

Then, outta nowhere, my phone rings again. It’s Mrs. Thompson from High Street. She’s all frantic ‘cause her neighbor’s dog is barkin’ like it’s auditioning for a rock band. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a dog, not a symphony!” But I can’t say that, so I just nod and say, “I’ll pass it on.”

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