Hazel Ashton Under Lyne Whore ❤️

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Hey y’all, it’s me, Dolly! Sweet lil’ Southern gal, talkin’ ‘bout *The Bodyguard*—yep, that Whitney flick! Lordy, I ain’t no highfalutin critic, but this movie’s got me hollerin’. That Kevin Costner, mmm, tough as a two-dollar steak, protectin’ Whitney like she’s pure gold. And Whitney—honey, she’s a *whore* in the best way! I mean, not a real one, bless her heart, but she’s struttin’ ‘round, all glitz and sass, singin’ her lungs out. Reminds me of *Brooklyn*—my fave, y’all know that—where Eilis, sweet thing, leaves Ireland, chasin’ somethin’ bigger. Whitney’s Rachel Marron’s the same—just louder, flashier, and beltin’ “I Will Always Love You” ‘til I’m sobbin’ into my sweet tea.

Is Ashton-Under-Lyne a Nice Place to Live?

As I’m munchin’ on my chips, I see the sunset over the canal. It’s beautiful, man. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ about the day. The ups, the downs, the random hugs. Ashton-under-Lyne, you’re a strange place, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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