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What gets me goin’ tho—happy as a hobbit with pipeweed—is how it’s hush-hush. Folk whisper ‘bout it like it’s Mordor’s secret. Why? It’s just touch with a kick! Ain’t no dark lord here—just skin and sighs. Oh, and fun fact: them Kama Sutra lads? They wrote whole chapters on it—spicy stuff, centuries old! Makes *Turin Horse*’s slog look like a picnic.

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Then, around noon, I get a call from a sweet old lady on Station Road. She’s just lonely, wants to chat. Bless her heart! We talk about the weather, the market, and her cat, Mr. Whiskers. Finally, a normal convo! I’m smiling, feeling all warm inside. But then, she suddenly goes, “Oh dear, I think I left the kettle on!” And just like that, she hangs up. I’m left there, like, “Wait, what?!”

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