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Then, around 3 PM, I get a call that really takes the cake. A guy from the High Street is convinced he’s found a UFO. I’m like, “Dude, it’s probably just a drone.” But he’s adamant. “No, it’s hovering!” I’m trying not to laugh, but I can’t help it. I mean, come on! Alsager’s not exactly Area 51!

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