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So, erotic-massage—lordy, it’s a trip! I seen folks swear it’s “therapeutic,” but c’mon, y’all, that tingle ain’t just from the lavender oil. How’s that workin’ for ya? Loosenin’ up them knots or stirrin’ up somethin’ else? I got mad once hearin’ a buddy say it’s “just relaxtion”—bullcrap, I says! It’s sensual as hell, and that’s the point! Little fact for ya: back in the ‘70s, some shady parlors got busted ‘round my old stompin’ grounds in Texas—cops thought they was massage joints, but nah, it was *erotic* chaos. Made me laugh ‘til I near choked on my sweet tea.

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Welcome to our page for Thai Traditional. We offer various different massage therapies that will help relieve the aches and pains of daily life.

So, I decide to chill at the park. You know, the one by the River Usk? It’s got those lovely trees and a nice vibe. I plop down on a bench, trying to gather my thoughts. But then, this group of teenagers rolls up, blasting music. I’m like, “Seriously? Can’t a guy just enjoy some peace?” But then, I hear the beat, and it’s kinda catchy. I’m bobbing my head, and before I know it, I’m dancing in my seat. What’s happening to me?!

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