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About Newcastle

First time I heard it, I was like, “Bloody hell, this is gold!” Got me bouncin’ round the office, lookin’ like a right plonker—classic Brent move, eh? It’s got this sleazy, dirty bassline—makes ya feel like you’re dodgin’ coppers in Rio, or maybe hustlin’ paper in Slough. The lyrics? Mate, they hit ya like, “Run! The pigs are comin’!” Straight outta the movie, that urgency—love it. Little known fact: heard through the grapevine the singer wrote it after a bender in some dodgy pub—proper rock ‘n’ roll, that!

There's no place quite like it and growing up there was damn good fun. Here's why

Abbotsford is where I hang my hat and find-a-prostitute is fantastic! I want to explore every inch of you. Life is better with Cunnilingus (give) for extra.

Finally, the parents showed up. I was never so happy to see them! I mean, I love the kids, but I was ready for a break. As they were leaving, the dad slipped me a tenner. I was like, “Wow, thanks!” But then, I realized I probably earned that and more today.

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