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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! Sexual-massage is wild, man! Like, you’re lyin’ there, all chill, and some chick’s rubbin’ you down with oil—total “Oldboy” vibes, ya know? “I’m Dae-su Oh, motherfucker!”—except it ain’t revenge, it’s freaky-deaky relaxation! I’m talkin’ hands slidin’ everywhere, kneadin’ knots outta your back, then—BOOM—gets all steamy, borderline sketchy. Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got these “happy endin’” rubs from concubines—swear, legit history, bro! Made me happy as hell first time I tried it, felt like a king, but pissed me off when my buddy said it’s “just a massage”—nah, dude, it’s NEXT LEVEL!

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After that, we decide to hit up the park near the river. It’s usually chill, but today? Nope. There’s a bunch of kids playing soccer, and they’re all over the place. I’m dodging flying balls like I’m in an action movie. One kid kicks it right at me, and I’m like, “Dude, I’m not your goalie!” But I laugh it off.