Luna Vyshhorod Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Kryvyi Rih

So, like, I knew this chick—total whore, swear—worked the corner near my cousin’s deli. She’d strut, heels clickin’, makin’ eyes at every schmuck with a buck. Pissed me off, ‘cause she’d flirt with my ex too—ugh, that sleaze! But—get this—she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her purse! Whores got layers, doll, like a pastrami sandwich. Surprised me, I was like, “Whoa, she’s human?”

VYSHHOROD (Vyshgorod, Vizhgorodok): Kiev

First off, I’m cruisin’ down Kyivska Street, and I’m like, “Dude, this place is poppin’!” I mean, I’ve been to some cities, but Vyshhorod? It’s got this vibe. The Dnipro River is glistening, and I’m feelin’ all poetic and stuff. But then, BAM! I hit a pothole. Like, seriously? I almost spill my coffee.

Spring Ice Breakup on Dnieper River, Ukraine