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After that, I’m walking down to the riverbank. The view is stunning, especially at sunset. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! Like, seriously? I’m soaked in seconds. I duck under a tree, and there’s this old man selling umbrellas. I’m like, “Dude, you’re a lifesaver!” He just grins and says, “Five hryvnias.” I hand him a ten, and he’s like, “Keep the change.” I’m thinking, “Wow, what a guy!”

“In a year, 80% of Ukraine's population will be like me. Without a leg”. Report from a hospital in Kherson Oblast