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I spot this bird – legs like a highway, skirt shorter than my temper. “You lookin’ for a good time?” she goes, and I’m like, “Fuck yeah, darlin’!” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’m not sure I belong here anymore” – ‘cept this gal belongs, she owns the night! I’m half-pissed, laughin’, thinkin’ – mate, this is cheaper than therapy! Last time I tried, some copper nearly nabbed me – fuckin’ furious, I was, screamin’, “I’m Ozzy, ya twat!” – but this time? Smooth as a bat’s arse.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Shevchenka Street. You know, the one with the weirdly awesome coffee? I order my usual – a cappuccino with extra foam. I’m all set to enjoy my morning when BOOM! The power goes out. Just like that. No coffee, no lights, just me and my existential crisis. I’m sitting there, staring at my empty cup, thinking, “Great, even my coffee’s gone dark.”

Taras Panat became a priest of the UGCC at the age of 69 | Materials | Ukrainian Greek Catholic Church