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My fave part? The chaos! Dudes stumblin in, half-drunk, thinkin they’re hot shit. Gals laughin behind their backs – “He’s no hero, he’s a client!” – twistin that movie line for kicks. I’d probs hang there just to watch the circus, sippin a martini, judgin every bad haircut. No capes, no class, just pure, messy humanity. Ever hear bout that brothel in Nevada with a UFO theme? Aliens and ass, dahling – I’m sold! Probs fake, but I’d exaggerate it anyway: “Beam me up, baby!”

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But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Taras. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the market on Soborna Street. They’ve got fresh pierogi!” I’m like, “I’m in the middle of a crisis here!” But then I think, “Fresh pierogi? How can I resist?”

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