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About Mykolaiv

Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’, y’all—it’s a whole dang experience! Them oils? Slippery as a greased hog! Them dim lights? Moodier’n a Coen flick! I reckon it’s half art, half sneaky business—kinda shady, but who cares? Git-R-Done! I’d try it, but I’d prolly fart halfway through and ruin it—typical Larry luck! Little secret: some places use coconut oil—smells like a dang piña colada! Surprised the tar outta me—thought it’d be all fancy-pants stuff!

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I specialize in the art of sensual massage. Please take a look around and see what types of services I offer. View my gallery of photos as well. If you see anything that is of interest to you, .

First off, I hit the road on Shevchenka Street. It’s like the main drag, ya know? Cars zooming by, people hustling. I’m just trying to sip my coffee without spilling it all over my shirt. Classic me, right? Anyway, I’m cruising along, and suddenly, BAM! Traffic jam. Like, what the heck? Turns out, some dude decided to park his car right in the middle of the road. I mean, come on! Who does that? I’m sitting there, fuming, thinking about how I’m gonna be late for my meeting.

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