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What’s dope is the release—stress gone, body buzzin’, but it’s not just physical, it’s like—*poof*—your soul’s doin’ cartwheels. Ever laugh durin’ one? I did, couldn’t stop, masseuse was like, “Bruh, chill!” Got me cacklin’ thinkin’ ‘bout Eli Cash yellin’, “I’m very sorry for your loss!” while I’m tryna keep it together. Worst part? Shady spots tryna scam you—charge you extra for “specials.” Hell nah, keep it legit, fam! I’m out here just tryna feel like royalty, not get played.

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But wait, it gets better. I’m waiting for a ride when I spot this cute girl. She’s walking her dog, and I’m trying to play it cool. I’m like, “Hey, nice pup!” She smiles, and I’m thinking, “Score!” But then, her dog decides to take a dump right in front of me. I’m standing there, trying not to laugh, while she’s mortified. Classic Ovruch moment, right?

Metropolitan of Kyiv visited Eparchy of Zhytomyr and Ovruch (PHOTOS)