Chloe Oleksandriya Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Walked into one once, undercover, obvs. Girls in skimpy gear, blokes with shifty eyes—fuckin’ wild. Made me angry, y’know? Some punter was rough with a lass, and I’m thinkin’, “Oi, you twat, she’s not your punchin’ bag!” Nearly blew my cover, but I stayed cool—Bond, innit? “Shaken, not stirred,” I mutter, sippin’ a martini at the bar. Little known fact: back in Victorian days, brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for posh gits caught with their trousers down. True story, dug that up somewhere.

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I stroll down to the shop, and boom! I see my neighbor, Vasyl, tryin’ to fix his old Lada. Classic Vasyl, always tinkering with that rust bucket. I laugh, shoutin’, “Hey, Vasyl! You sure that thing ain’t a lost cause?” He just grumbles back, “Better than your meat prices!” Classic banter, ya know?

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